super poop

I only ever wanted to be normal, for a moment. 

Then the doctors gave me the news - my superhuman status did not protect me from acid reflux disease.

I would have rather had cancer. 

It wasn’t just the hearburn. 

There was the bloating. I wear spandex all day. 

They say don’t wear tight clothing, I walk around in two outfits. 

…

this isn’t working. 

Take 2:

Superman closed the door behind him. Eating kryptonite was the only way he could take a BM - this was how it sapped his strength and turned him to mere mortal. A rapid, inescapable building of poop.